Oh hullo! Feel free to browse, feel obligated to enjoy!

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

(Source: mcavoys)

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

skype calls

  • : what
  • : what
  • : huh
  • : what
  • : you froze
  • : ok you're good
  • : no i couldn't hear you
  • : you were breaking up
  • : what

yawnchild:

roselastrider:

yawnchild:

when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory

which did you choose

i don’t remember

(Source: swagfagfashion)